Every women wants a little Christian Grey in them "Apparently" Only the sexually deprived ones.
01:04Guardians-God(hang on, no wait that's Gilligan's Island, or was it The Poseidon adventure, sorry wrong mindless
The same women who bought the bullshit of the BDSM contract as being so sexy and erotic, when it is in fact a Master and Slave contract, a Sex Slave contract. (but how can this be so wrong E L James researched it, just like all the other bullshit in her books she said she researched, and women and young girls are taking this for gospel that its correct because E L James has pushed down the public's throat as being so.) Don't forget though the books are based on her life experiences, she said so in a live interview 2015. So this is the sexual life experiences of E L James...."please i am going to gag".
E L James wanted the jellyfish sexual position in the movie, yet not once does she mention the jellyfish sexual position in her books.
Come on Erica you have been playing with the Kamasutra book now haven't you. Trying to learn about sex, orgasms and pleasure. Well you could have done your homework before you wrote your dam book.
I don't think you really have a clue about sex, pleasure, eroticism, orgasms, romance your books clearly shows that. And you certainly know nothing about BDSM or contracts.
The Kamasutra " The Jellyfish "
Knelt down in a comfortable surface (but not very soft as the bed), the man submits to the will of the woman in this position: she will descend towards his sex and will make penetrate slowly when she wishes it. Before they will be able to kiss, to rub her chests, to embrace each other, to caress the back of other one and to support softly the glans penis in the vagina and to rub it with the clitoris: hereby, the penetration will come with an infinite pleasure. During the coitus, if he cannot submit stoically to the movements of her, he can mark the pace taking it as the waist and attracting her body towards him. The clash of the faces offers the exciting opportunity to speak itself and to kiss itself in the mouth until the wished orgasm comes.
I think Erica just wanted to see Jamie Dornan naked like this, in the jellyfish sexual position, or maybe it was Dakota Johnson she wanted to see naked like this. She said in her live interview things got very hot and steamy on the set of the movie. "Come on Erica seeing two inches of Jamie Dornan's groin and pubic hair and maybe a bulge in his pants from time to time is enough to get you hot and steamy, then you are clearly deprived of sex or it takes very little to turn you on."
In the book E L James has it almost every time Anastasia has an orgasm she passes out. Come on Erica you have been on those sexual torture websites again haven't you. Or would you have us believe Christian Grey is that much of a sexual God he can make Anna a sexual virgin pass out from her orgasms. (laughing sarcastically here)
You have been watching the wrong type of porn Erica.
Now the Fifty Shades of Grey Franchise has well an truly caught those sexually frustrated women into their net with all of this crap as well as their marketing getting them to buy their over priced sex toys that Have Fifty Shades of Grey written on them.....which will never get seen when its doing its job of pleasure.....or maybe those women need a how to manual, they just bought the toys to look at, to fantasize about as well??.....who knows. One thing i do know is i will not be buying into their marketing crap, E L James did not invent sex toys, they have been around for thousands of years. But as one person who commented on our website said she is strutting around as if she invented sex toys and sex.
Now the marketing team has a new target the young innocent girls 15 years old pushing t-shirts with sexual slogans.....yes they have their people on social media pushing the shit out of these t-shirts, pre-ordering the blueray movie Fifty Shades of Grey.....and if you live in Australia and order now you can have your name put on the video.....how special are they. "Please, i am going to vomit."
T-shirts with this slogan..... My ideal weight is Christian Grey on top of me
The Fifty Shades of Grey people are on twitter and social media sharing clips....the sex scenes not edited from the R rated movie with minors encouraging them to share with other kids. I counted twenty videos, R rated full sex scenes sharing them with kids. Someone who access to the Universal studio movie has been making these movies. A report has been made to the FBI, movies and accounts copied. This people is a Federal crime.
Yes women do want erotic, sexual movies other than porn, no one is making this for women. But we want romance like the old movies also, we don't want bloody abuse like that in Fifty Shades of Grey.
Take the bad sex out of Fifty Shades of Grey books and there is no story except abuse and more abuse.
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So bloody funny loved it, really good article, still laughing at the Karmasutra thing, orgasms and sex. The last drop of water, mindless dribble so god dam funny.
ReplyDeleteJames wanting to watch Jamie Dornan, yes she probably did, he does nothing for me. Hasnt got that wow factor, to James he does because she is sexually deprived like those other women who bought into her crap.
I bet not one single one of them has ever had a mind blowing orgasm in their entire life.
It is bloody disgusting how the Fifty Shades of Grey marketing are now targeting the young kids, shocking posting R rated scenes of sex from the movie sharing with kids. I don't think Jamie and Dakota would be very impressed if they knew this.
I am one of those along with my husband who want your books made into movies, my husband and i bloody love them, mean that sincerely. They kill it in all areas. Even as a movie you could tame down the sex you would have to for the big screen, but there is still a killer story line as well.
ReplyDeleteloved it, very funny as well. hated the books and movie, nothing more than crap and abuse, support anything that exposes the abuse in these books and movie. You are right it was the desperate and sexually deprived women who are drinking this shit up.
ReplyDeleteFunny as, so bloody good, sexually frustrated women sucking up this shit like it was their last drop of water, fucking loved it. Yeh it was all those sex starved women who bought the pre-sold movie tickets, we saw them at the movies when we went to see this crap out of curiosity. How those women got turned on by this crap is fucking beyond me or my wife.
ReplyDeleteThe jellyfish position, is that what it is called, do that one all the time with my wife.
Yeh your right E L James would have been playing the with Karmasutra book, fuck my wife and I are into kink and I didn't even know the name of that position, we just do it.
Fucking E L James would have just wanted to perve on the actors getting naked it was probably the only time she gets a little sweaty I would say.
Your right about the sex she sure doesn't have a clue about the sex in her books, or any of it, from what I read in her books, I couldn't stop laughing at the poor sex or I was fucking furious at the abuse or the demeaning way the guy treats the women, it was all crap
Go and read the entire article loved it, Alexandria writes the best articles I have read on the abuse in Fifty Shades of Grey books and movie.
My wife and I am reading the book series from the Author of the website and article, fuck yes erotic, sensual, romance, danger, intrigue, immortality, the books are for men and women, couples.
If a fucking movie studio dose not pick these books up right now an make the fucking movie you are serious fools, shits all over fifty shades of grey, you want couples to go and see a movie made from a book series then these are the books.
Hell I am in marketing and I can see the huge potential of these books. Best fucking books I have read in my life, my wife says so, she is in a book club, loves the books, her entire book club is now reading the chapters, they meet at each others houses take turns, I hear what they say about the books, very steamy conversations, even get me in on them.
going to plug the Author and her books, because she deserves it, Alexandria she is Australian
http://immortal--goddess.blogspot.com.au/
I think you should do a sex article on the fifty shades of grey books Alexandria, Erica might even read it and learn something.
ReplyDeleteI think you should also, I might learn something, just kidding. Sex article would be good though take the piss out of the poor sex in the books and the author.
ReplyDeleteShe should read your books Alexandria, she might learn something. Your books are what you call real erotic sex books, romance not that crap E L James wrote and got published. None of the guys I work with in marketing can work out how the hell she got this book published. She had to have paid for it herself it is the only way, no one in their right mind is going to pick this book up and publish it just like that.
The women, the Author she lives in the UK right, then why the fuck would an Australia publishing house that that small no one has heard of them pick it up, makes no bloody sense at all.